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August 05, 2005
Beckham Who?
David Beckham's trying to crack the U.S. market (again) after his hardly-noticed appearance at the 2003 MTV Awards with his wife, former Spice Girl Victoria Beckham. Read Conquest of USA Beckons To Beckham (USA Today).
Has the soccer-celebrity, fashion-icon figured out why it's proving to be quite a challenge to conquer the world's largest market? How can he conquer this final frontier when he's already conquered the rest of the world?
Well, I'm going to offer my humble advice...a simple four-step action plan:
First, ditch your wife.
Second, ditch soccer and start playing real football. (Damn! I can't imagine myself saying this. Look what America has done to me.)
Third, ditch that oh-i'm-so-impeccable, metrosexual image of yours. (Only we Asians are suckers for that pretty-boy look.)
Fourth, ditch your American publicist. (I'm a lot cheaper.)
Posted by loganw at August 5, 2005 02:22 AM
