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February 27, 2006
Thank God For Italians Greeks
Just-married Ben forwarded this joke to me:
A Greek and an Italian were sitting in a Starbuck's one day discussing who had the superior culture.
Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, "Well, we have the Parthenon, arching his eyebrows. The Italian replies, "We have the Coliseum."
The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics. The Italian, nodding in agreement, and says, "But we built the Roman Empire."
And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!"
The Italian replies,
"That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women."
Posted by loganw at February 27, 2006 09:21 AM
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As seen on Ch5 recent Saturday 12.30am on Kelsey Grammer's Sketch Show :
A child asks his Dad while on the potty "Dad, where does Poo come from?"
Dad tackles it straight on saying "Well son, you see, when you eat something, it goes into your stomach and is digested by stomach juices so your body gets all the good stuff. The rest of the bad and unwanted stuff passes right through your body and out of your backside as Poo!"
Boy frowning and confused "Ok, so where does Tigger and Piglet come from?"
This show is definitely not for kids but it's pretty witty and i highly recommend it and is a bonus to fans of TV sitcom, Frasier!
Posted by: Lee at March 3, 2006 07:29 AM
